Expecting mothers and people with heart conditions, I warn you, do not view the photo above. Sure, to read this text that means you’ve probably already seen the photo, but I urge you to please navigate somewhere less exciting. Put on a Kardashian rerun or something. Because we’ve got another STIRRUP SIGHTING.
Joe Paterson of the Diamondbacks models an impressive desert red pair, giving a healthy hint of the sanitary sock, while pitching against the Pirates. Paterson has entered 26 games before today, compiling only 15 innings, as he is more of a visual spectacle than an athletic one.